2011年01月27日

ベッドでカバーを被って…

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Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg.
It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it.
At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers,
gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
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2011年01月26日

拘置所から…

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Today, I was released from jail.
I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me.
Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
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2011年01月22日

妻が俺の友人と…

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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend.
It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them.
I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
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