2013年04月11日

親父がついにセックスについて…

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Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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2011年02月09日

乳首に付けていた…

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Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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2011年02月05日

新しい彼氏と…

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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend.
He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
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